How to make sure my poop doesn't smell?
ok so this is going to soundbad but im going away with my girlfriend and her family for a weekend and they live on a farm in this huge house but it only has one bathroom I dont want to poop there but most likely I will so what should I not eat so it doesn;t smell I really want to make a good impression about this its important to her and I and I dont want to look like a dumbass
If they are the type of people that think their poop don't stink then something is wrong *LOL* I'm sure they will not think of you any different if they walked up in there after you used the bathroom Light a match in the bathroom when you're done as they are the best thing to get rid of the smell quickly
Well, just don't eat allot of food that have seasonings in it
Your body needs to function so, don't worry, everyone is going to have this particular problem and bad bowel odor
I'm sure everyone in your girlfriend's family won't pay any attention Just take some air freshner with you or use theres And, you can't help giving off odor Just spray the bathroom
well you need to do that, once you eat food it comes out as poo!
the important things though is not to forget to eat!
then you kind of screw up your body and itll be a lot harder to poo later
so do eat food, just eat what youd eat in a normal day
try not to eat at times that you wouldnt normally
eat whatever you want, but you have to spray purfume after using the bathroom, just put it in your pocket, (get a small one so that they can think that you always smell like that) _ they won't be able to see it cause it's too small and it's hidden in your pocket
it's better than not eating :)
You have unrealistic expectations of her family being so judgemental I don't think anyone expects you to refrain from functioning as a human to be polite Just poop after everyone goes to bed if it really bothers youAnd, you cant help giving off odor.
dude pooing is pooing if they want to make fun over you getting rid of some homemade brownies let them bro its life everyone does it except buzzards lolso poo away my friend
WELL YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT ANEY WAY IT WONT FREAK THEM OUT THAY DO IT TO AND ITS NOT LIKE ANY 1 EVER POOPED AND IT DIDENT SMELL WE ALL SMELL AT 1 POIN ALSO LIKE TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM MILK HOTDOGS AND ANEY THING THAT HAS A LOT OF GREASE IN IT
Someone told me if you put lavander or something that smells good in the toliet before you do number 2 it conteracts the bad smell I don't suggest a matc h it could trigger the smoke detecterand in that case iit would be reallly bad
flush right away and spray somethingPlease don't get all nervous about this and don't keep it in you'll be in pain and you'll just ruin your weekend no point in thatSo eat,poo and enjoy yourself
yea but like ahhh im already really nervous about going away and like if I like made the ONE bathroom smell that would be embarrassing ughhh
If the bathroom has a window keep it open while you're using the facilities, flush immediately after (ok so it's wasting water to flush twice, but atleast it wont smell) take your cologne in there just incase there isnt a spray and yeah if possible use it when there's low traffic as for the foods, I guess avoid eggs and beans? and just incase you're thinking of not going that will make it worse
poo before you take a shower, that way the smell has time to fade away
Try takeawhiffcom Seriously, it works!
Them knowing you crapped isn't going to make them think of you any differently